My Dearest Sani Taire,
I just finished my date with you. Oh how I love you so much! I look forward to our weekly dates and always dress in my best evening gown.
I loved the way you handled yourself as we waltzed in the dining room and as you helped me up each and every step. You were so gallant when we encountered the light saber fighting child who wouldn't dare let us touch his legos. I was happy that you weren't jealous as I foxtrotted with Mr. Broom and did the cha cha with Mike Mop. You were so kind to let the 3 year old push you around as I talked with Dust-in. You're so good with children.
I love the way we get dirty. Sani, you are quite powerful. Thanks for such a good time. You always make me feel good after our date. My house lingers of traces of you and makes me smile. See you next week, I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, and don't worry about sending me a return note, I already know how I turn you on!
Sincerely,
Your mistress Heather
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Ryan is currently obsessed with Dyson vacuums. I have to admit, I am too. I think we will be getting one soon.
P.S. Love the apron. It's tres chic.
I was so confused - I thought you were were sharing a mad libs you did or something. HA HA! It was extremely funny! I love the aprons - but you need to wear the apron only ! HEE HEE!
You giggle at our blog because we're easy to laugh at!
Geez, Roon... I thought your account was hacked. I guess the joke was on me. :-)
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